Tuesday, June 11, 2013

A Summary of Bleach

So there's these guys (and chicks with ridiculously huge breasts) fighting in this city; sometimes the city is still standing, but most of the time it's crumbled and in ruin. The power jumps are comparable to that of Dragonball Z, but not as cool. 

They fight until there's a plot twist, which is meant to make you think "Oh noooooo. How can spiky-haired-protagonist fix this?" And then you remember it's Bleach and tell yourself "Oh yeah. Because he'll just get some ridiculous power and become unstoppable in the next episode, only to have said power later shit on by some villain who's twice as strong as the last, yet for one reason or another didn't show up to just curb stomp spiky-haired-protagonist's ass. I totally would do that to him.

When they aren't fighting, they're either rebuilding the city (because it's only fun to fight in a city you can continually demolish) or talking about some insane, bat-shit things. Which lead to fights. In the city. At this point, I'm pretty much assuming that someone is rebuilding the city, because it's never shown. Maybe that would make a good filler arc...

Sometimes (read: at least half the time) there are filler arcs. These don't require fighting in the city, so they offer a nice change of scenery. That scenery being near the city. Splendid, right?

As a big hug to otakus, every name is some weird Japanese stuff. I never know what they're saying; just that the more words there are, the stronger the attacks are.

Oh, and sometimes stuff is in Spanish. So, you have to be trilingual or something to actually enjoy this. That's probably the reason why so few people really enjoy it.

Why the hell am I watching this? I wonder what I'll eat for breakfast tomorrow...

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